Phrase of the month for March: We've got a bleeder!
To be used when someone is banging on and being a victim about something that isn't working in their life, and to put it nice and ever so subtly, you're sick of listening to them. The moaning, the woe-is-me, the inability to see that it's their fucking fault and they are too pathetic to fix their own lives, you have the power to stop it with these simple words.
So once the victim has tried to manipulate and enrol others in how fucking hard their life is, "We've got a bleeder!" will stop their bullshit. Shout it out like George Clooney in ER and you will find it will stop the white noise that the "victim" is making.
It's nasty, patronising and smart arsed, but it will shut them the fuck up and you can get on with the business of enjoying your life, and not having to listening to the bore. Now go forth and piss people off!
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