Phrase of the month: Cold Cock

The phrase of the month for April is ...
Cold Cock
(n) An unsolicited text, email or photo describing or showing genitalia (often in a state of arousal) to another person.

(v) To send said text, email or photo to an unsuspecting person.

The key to this is that it hasn't been requested. You could be sitting on a tram, in an exam, or on a bus, in a rush. You could be with your Mum, having fun. Or with a lover, or your brother. You may be happy to receive the Cold Cock, but chances are you'll be shocked that it's cum at such an odd time, unrequested.

Admit it, you've all either sent or received a Cold Cock at some stage in your life. Maybe you've flashed your lover at an inappropriate moment? You know you have, admit it.

In the early stages of any relationship, it can be a lot of fun, or outright offensive. And that feeling can change by the time of day the Cold Cock is received, or from whom it has been received.

You could view it as a marketing strategy if you're well endowed, or artful at photography. If you send it to enough people, you might get one nibble, or lick. It's like a cold call late at night in a bar. Asking everyone in the room if they'll shag you. Someone's bound to say yes eventually.
Usage
I got a Cold Cock this morning. I was on my way to work, and it just appeared on my mobile phone. I was so embarrassed as a work colleague was sitting next to me and saw it. I had no idea it was about to cum (sic).

I sent her a Cold Cock at 5am. I know she'll love it cos she's a right dirty one and she's begging for it.

Oh my goodness! Another Cold Cock in my (in)box.