"Skinny Sundays"
It is the predilection of the girl about town to get on it on the weekend. I'm not talking cock, although that would be a wise move, rather it being drugs, drink, and debauchery.
Spankgirls have found that the payoff to such spankin' good times is not only adventures, but a fabulously flat stomach. The injested toxins appear to have an injenious effect on the pyhsique. Dehydration, lack of sleep, dancing and banging on, drains any semblence of water retention from the torso, and leaves one with a delightful concave shape. The cheekbones appear, (good God! I have cheekbones), the stomach flattens, and fat seems to disappear. Hence the Skinny Sunday.
Skinny Sundays you gotta fucking love 'em. Speaking of fucking, Skinny Sundays are the best day to fuck my friends.
Note. You do have to watch the Tuck-in Tuesdays or, Terrible Tuesday's as they were once known, as this totally invalidates all weight loss from the Skinny Sunday.
Spread your legs. Spread the word!
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