This month's phrase of the month is a week late, due to extreme laziness, work, and spending too much time setting up networking in the even-time. So, for those who have been waiting with baited breath, for fear of speaking and not knowing the phrase of the month, here you are.
"You may kiss my cheek now."
Use it during an argument or heavy discussion. When you're bored. Over it. They're still banging on and you want it to end. Rather than let them win due to apathy and boredom, follow this sage advice.
Listen politely.
Wait til they run out of steam.
Then quietly and sexily lean forward, presenting your best (facial) cheek. In a soft and sultry voice say, "You may kiss my cheek now".
It will stop them in their tracks, and laughter will ensue.
My dear friend Miss Fee Fee did it to me a couple of weeks ago when I was telling her that she was annoying me, while on a bender, and my argument made no sense nor was it of any real value. When confronted with this brilliant one-liner, we both started laughing, and I did, indeed kiss her fine cheek.
Spread your legs.
Spread the word.
Brought to you by Spank Girls.
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