Phrase of the month: Dirty Brownie

I'm always so slack at this nowadays, but Scott Free and I still spend plenty of time coming up with them, so I should take the time to write them up.

This month's phrase of the month is "Dirty Brownie".

You what I hear you say?

Well, there's been an international rock symbol for a long time. You know it. You're at a gig. You want to scream out at a top moment in a song. You raise your right arm. You stick out your outer fingers, and tuck away your two middle fingers and wrap your thumb around those folded over useless fingers.

Well, now we have a use for them. The Dirty Brownie.

Here's a pic to show you how it works.



This is the girl's rock n roll hand sign.

What does it mean? Well, it looks a tiny bit like the hand sign we girls did at Brownies, but it's the adult version. There's rumour that one finger is a nice start, two are better, but three put a smile on your face.

Try this at gigs. Scott Free and I have been doing it for over a year. Very few people notice it, but it always makes us smile when we do it.

Spread your legs. Spread the word.
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Special credit goes to the lovely Melissa who coined the phrase at an afternoon pub session. She's taken the Dirty Brownie to England and will be spreading it there.